Steven Wright is Fantastic!

October 16, 2006 at 10:10 pm Leave a comment

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

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